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Hi Everyone,

Some of you know I've had some frustrations with this blog and this host.  Overall, things have been fine, but there were some not-so-happy times like those when I couldn't view my own blog.  Go Daddy told me it was my computer, but Laura couldn't see it either. ...<< MORE >>

The Good E. Nuff Chronicles: My Neighborhood

Before we ever bought this house, I began to pray for the neighborhood.  I wasn't sure where we would eventually buy a house, but I did know I wanted it to be place where



  • we could show the love of Christ to our neighbors

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Help Me Figure Out What to Do With This Blog, Please??

I do apologize to Laura and anyone else who found my disappearing blog yesterday.  My blog display was only the header and the sidebar.  The actual posts were blank.  After I contacted Go Daddy (I use their Quick Blogcast), I was told to recheck my settings and that I needed to empty ...<< MORE >>

A Great Plan, But ...

Dear CMPL Librarians,
Thank-you for implementing a reading incentive program this summer.  I know you do this every summer, my children are self-proclaimed non-readers, so the programs never have appealed to this family.  Then we met your reference librarian named Lisa.  She is a true extrovert and made certain ...<< MORE >>

Moody Monday: Dog Adoption Gone Awry

Perhaps you remember Cookie, our crazy, possessive, aggressive Rat Terrier.  Yes, the same one who would not allow anyone into our home, who would not allow any non-family within 16 miles of us.  The same dog who was furious when any car, trash truck, or bicycle rode down our street.  ...<< MORE >>

Vacation Bible School Week!

This is Vacation Bible School week here.  That is a great week in this house.  I loved it as a child; I love it as an adult!  I do believe all those years of attending VBS, teaching VBS, and now taking my own kids to VBS makes me a VBS ...<< MORE >>

A Must Read: The Shipping News

I love reading.  Seriously love it, but don't buy me a book.  Book ownership really doesn't hold any appeal for me.  Contrary to what some say, books are not living beings nor are they a prudent financial investment or a great way to organize clutter.  They do, however, collect dust and ...<< MORE >>

Caution Reprimands Her Recalcitrant Trees

To My Beautiful Six Ash Trees:

Do you remember that wonderful day so many years ago when Checkered and I became your guardians?  We were so happy to own not one tree, but seven of you!  You were all grace and shade and weird groans, but you really broke our hearts ...<< MORE >>

I'd Like an Ice Cream Sundae With a Side of Muffin-top, Too

When Checkered and I were dating, we loved a little ma and pa ice cream place called the Dairy Maid.  It was a little dirty, weathered, and crowded.  We thought that all those elements were nice, but what kept us coming back were the low prices and the big portions.  Oh yes.  I ...<< MORE >>

Moody Monday: CAN'T MAKE ME DO IT!!

He is having a Moody Monday! ...<< MORE >>

Teaching Is A Gas

I love teaching.  When I think about other careers and furiously peruse the classifieds, I always return to teaching. 


  • Maybe it's that proverbial "aha" moment when the student locks eyes with me and the smile comes from his/her heart because whatever we're studying suddenly makes sense. 

  • Maybe it's the joy ...
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Tag: I'm It

I'll fess up.  I loved getting tagged.  Love it. Love it.  Love it!  Now I'll fess up again, I'm a really slow runner and I rarely catch up to anyone else to tag them.  About 16 years ago, Jenn from The Cotton Wife tagged me and I told her I ...

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Is This What Outing Feels Like? Part 2

Every Christmas and end of year, I am left in what I perceive to be a quandry.  I contribute the "suggested" amount toward teacher gifts and multiplying that times four children leaves me seriously bereft of gift funds.  Yet when the Christmas parties begin and the last day of school ...<< MORE >>

A Week-End of Birthdays

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear nephew #1, dear nephew #3, and Mom.
Happy birthday to you!!

P.S. Sorry I didn't get a card to any of you ...
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Moody Monday : Mr. Cotton Candy

I know that Wordless Wednesday already exists, but around here we have Moody Mondays - and lots of them.  You know what I'm referring to:  those mornings when you have to contend with not only a new week, but some project  that holds absolutely no pleasant motivation for you.  Now ...<< MORE >>

A Cousin Visit

Summer afternoon - summer afternoon; to me those have always been the two most beautiful words in the English language.  ~Henry James

Yesterday was our first day of summer break.   It was also a day to spend with one of our Texas cousins.  We, like so many others ...
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Is This What Outing Feels Like? Part 1

When my first child began school I was stricken that first Christmas when I saw parents and children arriving at school bearing all types of teacher gifts.  I'm not talking about little cute pictures the children has drawn.  I am talking about elaborate gifts.  I am talking about gorgeous crafts ...<< MORE >>

A Cookie Recipe Just Because I'm So Good to You

Because I am a lover of precision and organization... BWAHAHAHA! 

Sorry for the false start.  Let's try again.

Because I love to eat cookies but don't love the precision of cooking and baking, I need lots of thought-not-needed recipes.    Last week I had a few brown bananas, limited time, and a ...

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Unbridled Enthusiasm Erupts at School Concert

 We sat through enjoyed yet one last middle school concert this week.  I am sad that my girl has opted to discontinue her choir participation next year, but based on the enthusiastic performance of the entire choir, it might be a small miracle that anyone signed up again.

You be the judge:  Who shows the most enthusiasm for the concert?

The singer?


or her audience?

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Growing Plants: An Excursion into Childhood

Hello!  Summer is upon us, the pool is actually over 70 degrees, and I am way beyond childhood.   But I've been watching my own kids and think it's time to stop living vicariously through them and start jumping into life.  To do that I've decided to master some things my kids already ...<< MORE >>

Our Creek Adventure


We live in a watery state.  People come here to spend money because we're so watery.  Big lakes, really, really big ones abound as do rivers of every size.   Our state tourism board spends a lot of money to tell people they should vacation near our water. 

I've no ...<< MORE >>

Yikes! The Mean Girls Know My Phone Number!!!

We have passive kids.  Granted, at home they seem to be anything but passive, but put them in a social situation with other kids, and my children cave every.single.time.

Their own wants are always secondary to the strongest personality near them.  And that is a problem for me sometimes.  This passive ...<< MORE >>

Buffalo Chicken Soup

A note for Beth:  Do NOT be messing with my Red Wings comments, girl!


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To update you on my fashion goofs:
Last night I wore a pair of lightweight tan slacks to work.  I spent a lot of time with my back to the class because there was so much info I needed to write on the board.  After work, I returned home where Checkered asked me why I had worn brightly striped blue and red underwear under such transparent pants.  I sincerely hope the students were greatly entertained.

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Here is a recipe I found in Better Homes and Gardens , January 2008.  Now that summer is getting closer in my region, I surely wish I had tried this in the cooler weather.  If you try this one before I do, let me know how it tastes.

1  2.5 deli roasted chicken, skinned, boned, and coarsely shredded
2  Tbsp. butter
1/2  cup coarsely chopped celery
1/2  cup chopped onion
2  14-oz. cans reduced-sodium chicken broth
1 1/2  cups milk
1  tsp. bottled hot pepper sauce
1 1/2 cups mozzarella cheese
1 1/4 cup crumbled blue cheese
1/2  cup shredded Parmesan cheese
1/3  cup all- purpose flour

1.  In a  4-quart Dutch oven melt butter over medium heat.  Add celery and onion; cook and stir until onion is tender.  Stir in broth, milk, and the 1 teaspoon of hot pepper sauce..

2.  In bowl toss together mozzarella, 1 cup of the blue cheese, Parmesan, and flour. 

3.  Add the cheese/flour mix gradually to soup, stirring after each addition just until melted.  Stir in 3/4 of the chicken; heat through.

4.  Top with remaining chicken, blue cheese, and hot sauce.


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One of These Things Is NOT Like the Others

It's Monday,so we will start the week right with a red-faced SIGH.

Yesterday I got up and proceeded to get ready for church.  After I got ready, I chatted with my husband.  I chatted with my fashion-aware teen-age daughter.  I nagged my three boys.  Then we got in the car and ...<< MORE >>

Potty Humor Lives Quite Well Here, Thank-You

My kids are smart and cute and sweet.  Their teachers say they love my kids.  I always tell the Superintendent of Schools that I love the teachers.  It's a very symbiotic relationship which works well for us.

Apart from school, my kids are involved in scouts and sports and church activities. ...<< MORE >>

Can We Paint a Sub-Floor? (aka Advice, part 2)

Yesterday we learned how my walls came to be painted.  And what a drawn-out process that was.  The walls do look beautiful and we are pleased that it looks like we've done something to this house in the nine years we've lived here.  We now invite company over and walk ...<< MORE >>

We Need Some Decorating Advice, Part 1

Tomorrow we will be asking for advice on flooring.  But before we get there, here is some background (from 11/07):

There has been a disturbing trend in our area.  It’s been contagious and no match for the ...<< MORE >>

How I Fish - Guest Blogger!

                                                                            How I Fish

                                                                                    by
                                                                                        
                                                               Caution's Youngest Sweetheart



I drive the boat.
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Learning Respect and Showing Gratitude

On the Friday before each Memorial Day, our school holds a silent dismissal.  The students have been taught about the holiday and what it means.  They are taught that it is so much more than a day off school or just another party day.   At the dismissal ...<< MORE >>

Our Ducks Are Living an Alternative Lifestyle

I am not duck-obsessed, but since they are pretty much the extent of our wildlife right now they command a lot of our attention.

For the last couple of years Mr. and Mrs. Mallard have used our pool cover as a duck spa.  Late spring finds the couple stopping by several ...<< MORE >>

How Much Power Can One Duck Have?

Street gangs have nothing going on when compared to the politics at our neighborhood school.   Let's see.  There's an administrator who seems to get herself into conflicts because she is a reactor.  Is there a tiny, little issue brewing somewhere in the building?  The answer must be to add some dynamite with a really short fuse ...<< MORE >>

There is Something to This Yuckiness

Allergies.  Asthma.  Sinus infections galore.  That is the little song my middle son sings most of the year.  We've been through the pediatrician who always prescribes the same thing.  We've been through the allergist who insists the medication he's on is good stuff and seems to accept as an unfortunate ...<< MORE >>

Recipe That Works for Us

Take one mother obsessed with digging up all the bushes in her backyard and not replanting anything,

Add one good measure of pure dirt,

Stir in three boys  still in their good school clothing,

Keep the boys inside all day without any recess,

Warm the outside air to the upper 60's,

and pour in a ...<< MORE >>

The Pot Calls the Kettle Black and the Kettle Boils Over

At some point on their journey home from church, a husband announced that his wife had been snoring too much the previous night.  As a matter of fact, the wife was so snoring so loudly that this person couldn't sleep.  The wife was incensed.  She reminded him that:

A)  She had the flu, ...<< MORE >>

The Competitive Parenting Continuum

We are not parenting snobs.  NOT.  We respect the fact that others interpret situations differently than we do.   We accept the given that others parent differently than we do.  But no matter how often I tell myself that, there is still a bit of competition which accompanies parenting.  It starts ...<< MORE >>

Raising a Stink or Glowing White: a True Dilemma

After the air traffic controllers' union paid a little visit to me, I decided to take action.  You see, my glow in the dark white legs have evidently caused some near misses with the local military flights.  Something or other about the sun reflecting off my whiteness.

So I bought some ...<< MORE >>

Did You Take Them?

Every year I buy one umbrella for each of my four children.  I also buy two for myself.  There is my little " this will store under the car seat umbrella" and the big "I'm tired of my rear-end getting soaked when I use the little umbrella" umbrella.

Today we have ...<< MORE >>

Suessical: NOT an Endearing Theater Experience

Last week I went with my son's kindergarten class to a presentation of Suessical.  Please don't tell anyone, but I was really lost through most of the musical.  The kids asked if the show had ended after every single song.   They were sorely disappointed each time we answered, "Oh no!  But isn't this ...<< MORE >>

Where the Family Refuses to Be Thwarted in a Canopy Search

We own a tree and I think it's called a Japanese Cherry tree.  It could be something else though because there is a grafting scar on it.  Twice a year, this tree is full of beautiful red cherries and they are the messiest things you've ever seen.  Between the pits and birds ...<< MORE >>

Cleaning Up My Mother's Day Thoughts

Now that Mother's Day has been celebrated and put away until next year, I am afraid my real feelings have to be shared.  Mother's Day in all its commercialism and sometimes hokey celebrations, is far removed from the way I think it should be.  I don't mind the day, but ...<< MORE >>

Her Sacrifices and Love Made Life Wonderful

My mom...

some say my mirror image,

but I am not sure.


I do know she is:

a pastor's wife,
Your middle daughter ...<< MORE >>

What Happens When She Goes Away Over Night

My darling daughter,

It seems amazing to us that we now own have a teen-age daughter.  But we saw the signs coming as you became aware of how your room was decorated and managed to ignore the Mt. Everest of discarded clothing erupting from your floor.  You are proud of your ...<< MORE >>

Making Peace

This has been a really tough week.  A few days ago, our dog responded very badly when his paw was stepped on.  Very badly.  As a result, he no longer has a future as a member of this family.  Our home has been mighty quiet all week as we each ...<< MORE >>

Raining in my Kindergarten Eyes

 Thus sayeth the kindergarten boy:

    "I am really glad I go to science class this year.  I used to think that rain was the clouds peeing.  But now      
    I know the truth.  Rain is the angels crying.  That's why I love science so much." ...<< MORE >>

Meet My Newest BFF (whereby the blog's new tagline is explained)

I remember the first time my stomach lost its mind.  We were traveling in Kansas or Oklahoma, near absolutely nothing, and I suddenly thought I would die.  My stomach was in despair and suffering and I needed to make the immediate acquaintance of a bathroom. 

After that miserable experience, those ...<< MORE >>

Our Atypical Sunday

For a while now, Checkered and I have been missing something from our lovely, lovely church.  We have been missing  traditional beauty and music.  We do love many things about our church and have come to embrace the informality and the contemporary worship style.  We have a good pastor and we continue ...<< MORE >>

Time for a Job Change?

I've spent considerable time second-guessing my employment situation; I am an adjunct instructor at the college-level.  The teaching itself is great.  The first time I ever taught a class was during my student teaching stint back in my undergrad days.  That day, I arrived back at my dorm overwhelmed and confused and ...<< MORE >>

I Danced With Self-Pity and Then Decided to Grow Up

Checkered and I went to a banquet at church a few nights ago.  It was different from the typical church banquet because it was formal and lovely.  The paparazzi greeted us as we all arrived and that immediately rendered most of us tongue-tied.  When I was asked what I most ...<< MORE >>

With Sincere Apologies to Kate Chopin: The Story of MY Hour

We are trying to get healthier here, so the other day I agreed to meet my 6 year old after school for a bike ride home.  What should have been a 20 minute activity morphed into a 60+ minute adventure.  Here's the breakdown:

1.  Mom realizes she's late leaving for the school.
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Who's To Blame? The Mike's Hard Lemonade Story

Mike's Hard Lemonade is a little misleading in its packaging.  When it first hit the market, Checkered and I didn't know it contained alcohol.  Could this situation have been handled better?  I think so!  Why didn't the security guard simply pour the alcohol out?  And was the ambulance necessary?  How ...<< MORE >>

While You Slept, These Girls Solved Two Murders!

Friday evening arrived sunny and HOT and HUMID: perfect party weather.  My 8 year old cleaned like a crazy man, my 10 year old spent time theorizing about the details of crimes, my 6 year old dreamed of being allowed to decorate the house all by himself, the birthday girl ...<< MORE >>

The Perils of the Murder-Mystery 13th Birthday Party

The idea was to celebrate her 13th birthday.  It's a big birthday and she's a good girl.  The trick, however, was to find a party idea not yet done by neighborhood girls.  The idea is originality without any originality.  Don't you remember being 13?

The options: 

Boys?  No. 'Nuff said.

Make-over?  Been ...<< MORE >>

Maybe You Could Pretend That You Know Something About Gardening???

Thanks for your support, blogosphere friends.  You make me smile, but I still don't know what to plant in that rock covered, Eastern exposure little garden area.  I suppose that I am feeling better knowing that you don't know much more than I do about this.  Checkered is going to ...<< MORE >>

What Should I Plant?

I need help.  Yes, I need lots of help.  In addition to any other help you may think I need, I also need landscaping help.


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Maturation Movies: So Far So Good

Do you remember the maturation movie from your elementary school days?  The one used in our district was horrible!  It was made in the 50's and was a lovely version of black and white.  The trembly orchestra music faded in and out and did the close up shots of the ...<< MORE >>

Yes, I am a PTSAHPTWAHPTWOHM

I believe that today should be, "Take your blog readers to work with you day."  Sometimes I forget that I'm not completely a SAHM (stay at home mom.) I guess I'm a ptsahptwahptwohm.  There.  Easy enough.  I'm a part-time stay at home, part-time work at home, part-time work outside the ...<< MORE >>

A Meditation: God Alone IS Enough

Years ago, I loved the music of John Michael Talbot.  I think I was intrigued by his vows as a lay monk.  I also genuinely liked some of the music.  A few weeks ago, I rediscovered his music.  I had put him out of my mind entirely for the last ...<< MORE >>

Detroit: "Where the Weak are Killed and Eaten"

I've read some blogs recently where the writers complain about their towns being boring and unexciting.  To prove these writers wrong, I thought we should examine some other American towns.  Let's start in Detroit.

Long known as the Motor Capital of the World, things are looking a little troubled these days.  ...<< MORE >>

A Call From a Teacher is NEVER a Good Thing

One of my favorite things is caller i.d.  Now, I don't like it when someone I'm calling has it and answers the phone, "Hi Caution!"   I do, however, like it when I have it and you-know-who calls.  Enough there.  I also don't like it when I see these in my phone ...<< MORE >>

The Conflict Series Continues: DSW

I love spring and fall but they bring me tremendous conflict at times.  The conflict is not about the allergens bombarding the earth and my family's sinus cavities.  It is not about time changes (something I really don't appreciate.)  It is not about going back to school or ending ...<< MORE >>

The Conflict Series: Organic Products

I am conflicted in multiple ways.  Because there are so many wiser and clear-thinking people in the blogoshere, I've decided to share some of these conflicts with you in the hopes that you will help me unconflict.  Deal?

Today's conflict revolves around organic consumer products. 

When I first became aware of ...<< MORE >>

A Timeline for My Daughter's First 13 Years

*Checkered and I were in Niagara Falls when things didn't feel right.  One pregnancy test later and I was terrified.   But I was also thrilled with the anticipation of who this new person would be.

*Thirty-six weeks later and I arrived at the hospital to announce that things didn't feel right ...<< MORE >>

Why I Love YouTube

Here's something alarming.





Now for something amazing.






 

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Looking to Upgrade Your Toilet?

I am a connoisseur of toilets and have partaken of every public toilet east of the Mississippi.  Keep your food, your love, your compliments.  Nothing says, "Things will be okay now," like a toilet.  I've met modern, vintage, immaculate, and ones capable of killing me immediately should I actually touch ...<< MORE >>

Got a Mystery? Dr. Caution to the Rescue!

My sister wants to know what job I want should I  have the opportunity to be the show, Secret Loves Lives of Soccer Moms.  The answer was law enforcement, but then another sister told me I wouldn't get past the physical training.  Okay to that.  Maybe I could get promoted ...<< MORE >>

Parenting Advice Welcome Here

We have a stream of consciousness child dwelling here:  thoughts pop into his brain and out of his mouth.  Most of the time the things he says are absolutely delightful, and we are grateful to have such a verbal boy.  He has great control of word use and his thought processes are ...<< MORE >>

Help Me Name My New Tenants

This couple came to live with us last week.  They first became part of our family just after the turn of the 19th century when my great aunt came over from England and opened an antiques shop.  Some years later she returned to England and the picture found its way to ...<< MORE >>

On Marriage: A Rant

For years before I met Checkered, I prayed for him.  I prayed that the Lord would guide my future husband (if there would even be one).  I prayed that my future husband would love the Lord, that he would hunger to serve and honor his Creator. I prayed that my ...<< MORE >>

My Big Day




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I Like Getting Tagged

I've been tagged (and am grateful for that) and I'm going to play.  What is my six-word memoir regarding my fitness style? (golly,MizFit, it has to be about fitness???)  My fitness style?  Let's try a few out, shall we?

Role model: exercise, vitamins, diet, attitude.

Since we know that's a work of ...<< MORE >>

Speak Softly and Carry a Big Stick

We are a loud family.  But the irony of our volume is that each of us thinks the others in the family are MUCH louder than we personally could ever possibly be. As a result, we go around shouting at each other, but then when someone else speaks, we shush them.  "You're ...<< MORE >>

Attention Retreat Planners!

I spent Friday with my daughter at Plato's Closet.  If that store is not familiar to you, think thrift store (but cleaner and better organized and a bit more expensive) and geared just for teens.  It is THE place to shop, so off we went.

During our hour there (one Hollister sweatshirt, one ...<< MORE >>

I'm Still Thinking

*Is there really an easy and delicious recipe for Shepherd's Pie?

*If the subject of class discussion is Henrik Ibsen and students keep mentioning "Henry Gibson" on their exam,  should they get credit?

*When I'm invited to someone's home for dinner and I can't think of a great hostess gift, is it okay ...<< MORE >>

Looking to Trade Yards

This is for my friend at silence is broken:

You have flowers and trees and all things green blooming and blossoming in your yard.  This is what I have blooming and blossoming in my yard today: SNOW and another 2 inches after the picture was taken.  Want to trade??? 

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I'm Sorry, but I've Been Thinking


*What should I think when someone says, "You really would love my hair stylist?"

*It feels great to wear a new hair do into a college class and have the students tell me it looks great.  And, no, I don't think they're brown nosing at all.

*Why, in a time where so ...<< MORE >>

Apparati or Apparatuses?

Into every life a little hardware must fall.  Some of it fell into our family within the last week.

Case number 1:  
*Daily headaches occurring most often at the end of the school day.
*Prefers to complete school work with head on desk.
*Local optometrist says, "Pick out some frames."
*Child tries new lenses and announces, "These make ...<< MORE >>

These Are My People

These are my people
This is where I come from
We're givin' this life everything we've got and then some
It ain't always pretty
But it's real
That's the way we were made
Wouldn't have it any other way
These are my people

             From These Are My People by Rodney Atkins

Like everyone else, I come from a ...<< MORE >>

I Remember You, Helen Steinkritz

From kindergarten through third grade I attended one school.  I was comfortable and happy there, and not just because it was the first place I ever heard of a guy named David Cassidy.  Maybe it was that it was also the first place I saw his poster with that huge peace medallion on ...<< MORE >>

Running Away From Bifocals

These are my glasses, and I love them.  I love them because they say, "Juicy Couture" on the arm piece.  I also love them because when I wear them I can actually see the words on the screen at church and I don't even have to squint. 

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The Lunch Farce: Middle School

I think I've been had.  You see, the entire school lunch situation in this house has reached crisis proportions.  We've discussed it.  We've cried about it (well, not really.)  We've fought about it.  We've....well, you get the point.  And now, for the very first time, I am going to expose ...<< MORE >>

Go Visit Another Blog



Amanda over at shamelesslysassy is running a fun contest.  She has asked readers to submit an embarrassing story about themselves.  I love that blog and would love to participate if I had an embarrassing memory.  That's a really big if.

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The Postal System: My New BFF

Dear United States Postal Service,

Just wanted to send a quick note thanking you for the invaluable service you provide with the Tracking and Confirmation option you make available to shippers.

We recently paid more than we should have to make a purchase on Ebay.  After paying and then not hearing from ...<< MORE >>

When a Good Teacher Retires

So this is it - your last year at the neighborhood school.  We've been expecting it, but now you're making it official.  You say that it's time for you to retire.  That means a new teacher will live in your classroom next year, and we'll get along well with her.  At least ...<< MORE >>

HOW Long Had She Been in the Bathroom?

Think your life is challenging?  Check out this AP article. ...<< MORE >>

Got a Plant? I Can Kill It!

I suspect that one of my gifts is that of a natural-born killer. 

Self-discipline, organization, drive:  all has-beens when I get done with them. 

Mood moments, companionable silence, appropriate topics in conversation:  short-lived if I'm nearby.

Add to that list plants.  There is no plant foolish enough to stay alive in ...<< MORE >>

Can There Ever Be Too Much Snow?

It's March so people around these parts are getting a little antsy.  We've had lots and lots of snow this year, and there are many people ready now for spring.  They are complaining about the long wet winter.  They are tired of the heavy coats and salt-laden cars.  They would ...<< MORE >>

You Ask Why We Wanted a Dog...

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You Want to Marry That?

At my wedding, I was older than most of the other brides I knew.  Already past 30, after being voted "Girl who dated the most" by my college classmates (please note that the titles "Most likely to succeed" and "Best scholar" did not stop to land on my head) I had ...<< MORE >>

The Blog and I: So Many Hard Feelings

This blog and I aren't speaking right now.  It's very tense around here.

Things were okay Friday, and then the week-end just threw us off balance.  It started with a difference of opinion, and my feelings got really hurt.  I stewed for a while, then I trash-talked the blog to Checkered.

The ...<< MORE >>

A Bad Haircut: The Moral of the Story

I went to someone new for my last haircut.  I was really delighted before the appointment because the salon was close to home and I got an immediate appointment for a Saturday (no, I've never been good at seeing red flags.)

The appointment arrived and I fairly skipped into the salon ...<< MORE >>

SOAPBOX: Run and Sing and Give Me a Tax Break!

We don't have to spend much time with the media to hear THE FACTS:

Nineteen percent of kids between the ages of 9-11 are overweight.  Well, that's great news.  The media blames parents, video games, television, and school.  I agree.  I am comfortable with our parenting skills (sometimes), we love video ...<< MORE >>

Slam Poetry - Taylor Mali

If you haven't met the poet, Taylor Mali, you should.  He IS slam poetry.  Here is a copy of the lyrics of his poem, "The The Impotence of Proofreading."


www.taylormali.com


Has this ever happened to you?
You work very horde on a paper for English clash
And then get a very ...<< MORE >>

How to Gain and Lose Weight and Never Change Weight


1.  For months, dwell on weight gain.

2.  Start and quit several miracle diets.

3.  Give in and buy bigger jeans.

4.  Be very tired one night.

5.  Put on pajamas, sit down, and split seams.

6.  Refuse to take off too small pajamas because you haven't REALLY gained that much weight.

7.  Put on the same pair ...<< MORE >>

Rerun: Kindergarten Vocabulary Lesson